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12:40pm 17/11/2008
  WHOA, WHOA. WHAT IS THIS?!

I haven't used this in AGES. I read my back entires, and fuck, I was so emo.
 
     

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12:37pm 03/11/2005
  WELL, I'M NOT WRITING IN THIS JOURNAL ANYMORE.

I have made a new one for those who care.
Now, I'm going to put up the link but only add me if you actually read what I say.
Half of the people on my list are dead (NOT LITERALLY) but you know.

Or maybe I should just add the people who I want but we'll just see how this goes.

http://www.livejournal.com/~kreftig/


ADD IT.



And goodbye old journal!
 
     

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01:25am 02/11/2005
  OPERATION PUMPKIN LOVE DROP-OFF WAS A SUCCESS.

AND ALSO, I VOMITED.


Remember: never eat bologna. the sliced meat or the city.








p.s. birthday in 10 days!!
 
     

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02:51pm 24/10/2005
  hahahha, Today I found out that the pumpkin I mutilated, kicked, threw unto the street was TAYLOR'S.
TAYLOR AS IN MY BIG CRUSH AT SCHOOL.

This is how it happened.

Me: I think Taylor is really cute.
Sandra: Taylor from downstairs?
Me: Yeah.
Sandra: Yeah, he is. You guys would make a good couple because you're both weird.
Me: WTF, WEIRD? Thanks.
Sandra: QUIRKY IS WHAT I MEANT, KIMMM!
Me: Wait, downstairs?
Sandra: Yeah.
Me: You mean, the pumpkin that I destroyed was his?
Sandra: HAHAHA, YEAH.
Me: Holy shit! I feel bad.
Sandra: You should, YOU WHORE.

So, I decided the only cute thing left to do is to get him a new pumpkin and apologize for killing his previous one.
 
     

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08:59pm 22/10/2005
  So, I'm at my friend's house taking care of drunks.
It's all good I've met tons of kids.
So, the adorable guy from student government isn't named Andrew. It's actually Taylor. We talked awhile today and he is so funny. He has this dry humor that slays me. And then I met an actual Andrew. He lives in a town 10 minutes away and he's seen me around and now we're buds.


BRENHAM, TEXAS IS GAY BUT I LOVE IT.
 
     

(1 SCHWING!!!!)

 
   
08:01pm 20/10/2005
  Whoa, whoa, what is happening?

Yesterday, I met tons of new friends on campus: Lucy, Dana, Sara, Yennifer, John I, John II, Shawn and Steve. It's great to hang out with new folks even though they all got drunk except Steven and I. We just ate caramel apples whilst we saw the 'STROS win. Sandra and I threw a pumpkin out of a window. Why? I have no idea. And she was drunk and almost threw up and I made fun of her and danced to zydeco. And I adore this one boy in my student government group. I really want to be his friend. Others tell me to holla at him. WE'LL SEE.

I don't even know his name. SOMETHING DREWY? LIKE ANDREW. OR DREW. I'm not sure.

Also school is going so great! I have A's in all my classes. FUCK YES, HELLO WHO IS GONNA MAKE THE DEAN'S LIST?
MEEEE!

WHAT A GREAT WEEK!
 
     

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Looking forward   
08:48pm 11/10/2005
  Tomorrow, I'm going to a gay club with my new friends. OH, GOODY!

I hope I find a girlfriend.


































SIKE! OR IS IT PSYCHE! WTF I DON'T CARE. HAHAHAHA!
 
     

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01:04pm 08/10/2005
  Playing the piano is hard.  
     

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11:26pm 06/10/2005
  I always laugh when someone says 1.5 hours.  
     

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12:18am 06/10/2005
  I hate negative people!  
     

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06:18pm 05/10/2005
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FOR RYAN'S EYES ONLY!Collapse )
 
     

(9 SCHWING!!!!)

 
   
09:21pm 03/10/2005
  despérta corazón dormido.


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"I do not like the Gringos. They are very boring with their face like unbaked rolls."

I love her.
 
     

(4 SCHWING!!!!)

 
   
08:06pm 02/10/2005
  Woah, I'm so tired.
I didn't get home until 3 a.m.
That's the lastest I've ever been out.
YEAH, WTF.

Anyway, I went to a bangin' party.
and I say four of my best friends and made a new one.
I danced for FIVE hours.
I must be insane.
MY FEET WERE THROBBING AFTERWARDS.
And I was wearing flats.

There was one really drunk guy and he kept trying to dance with all my friends and I.
And then he leaned on some flower plant thing and knocked it over.
He was REALLY FUCKING BUSTED.
I mean his face not him being drunk.
HE WAS UGLY.
And then there was a bartender there who looked like Ryan. IT WAS WEIRD AND GAY.

and I think now that my best friends and I have reconciled after our six months hiatus, I'll be going to more bangin' parties soon enough.

Next friday I'm hanging out with Matthew. I talked to him today and I DIDN'T realize he was so fun to talk to.

OOH, FRIDAY COME FAST.
 
     

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01:20pm 26/09/2005
  I woke up this morning in so much pain. IT FELT LIKE A MILLION KITTENS SCRATCHING THE WALLS MY UTERUS.

OH FUCK, THAT'S KINDA A FUNNY THING TO PICTURE IN YOUR HEAD.

Anyway, um, school has been mighty stressful and that hurricane business wasn't helping too much since it was like "OOPS, SORRY GUYS, I CHANGED MY MIND AND I'M NOT GOING TO MAUL Y'ALL. K, BYE!"

Well, at least later this week, I will be going to the county fair with a very nice boy who is going to teach me how to ride a mechanical bull.


gr8.


EDIT:And when I mean very nice, I mean very gay. HAHAH I just found out he's a homo. Also, I made a new friend and she seems really cool.
 
     

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02:26pm 24/09/2005
  RITA TURNED OUT TO BE A LITTLE LAMB.



EFF THAT B.


I'm fine and everything is just dandy.
 
     

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06:43pm 21/09/2005
  VOLUNTARY EVACUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYE!


P.s. I hate you, Hurricane Rita.
 
     

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08:56pm 20/09/2005
  HURRICANE RITA IS GOING TO BLOW ME AWAY!  
     

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08:38pm 15/09/2005
  OMG TODAY:

I GOT A RAISE AT WORK. SUP HOLLA $8.30 AN HOUR?
I laughed until I cried with 3 ladies with the combined age of 124.
I volunteered at a school and tutored kids.

AND IT WAS A VERY NICE DAY.
 
     

(1 SCHWING!!!!)

 
   
09:03pm 14/09/2005
  I had the weirdest dream last night.

I dreamt THAT THESE huge red, blue and yellow tennis balls were being hurled at my house with tremendous force. It ceased and then came the butteflies flying all about. MILLIONS AND MILLIONS. THEY WERE HUGE.
Apparently, I told myself that the world was ending and I went to go turn off my computer and I did but then it turned itself back on. I RAN OUTSIDE I SAW EVERYONE FLYING KITES in the middle of the end of the world! AND I WAS SHOCKED. SO I RAN BACK INSIDE AND I HEAR THIS CRETIN KIDS (one skinny kid, one fat ass kid and one girl) TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY GARAGE and I go back outside when they start to beat me and I start to defend myself with the same guns that they beat me with. They seemed to fall apart in my hands. And then after they beat me to a pulp. This old man and his friends stop and asked me what happened and offer to give me money.

AND THEN IT ENDS.

According to dreammoods.com, I have surpressed anger and turmoil surging inside of me. AND OTHER CRAP.

Now, just imagine I said all that in one breath because I did. IN MY MIND.
 
     

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09:15pm 12/09/2005
  I think my dog gave me fleas.  
     

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